My Friends do alot of stupid things....this is an ongoing record of this...



this is a good one!

i'm walking home from class one day when i notice a large plume of smoke rising from where my apartment building is....i freaked because i thought my house was on fire, so i ran towards it.....

i noticed the fire department was hosing down a red convertible, it was so badly burned that the almost 100% fiber-glass car was fused to the road....the guy had just enough time to pull his precious speaker system out of the raging inferno........

when norm got back home (he evacuated because the car could have blown up) he told me what happened...

the guy (well call him jackass) lives 2 buildings down from me....he was of course using his car as a penis, he was showing off to some girls, playing his eminem cd and reving his engine......soon jackass decided to drive fast and see how hard he could break.....

clank!!!

the transmission fell out! for crying out loud he dropped the f'ing transmission!

IDIOT!

then the car caught on fire and jackass has no more "car-penis" to impress the girls with